Here it is folks - the legendary Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny, a movie so fundamentally bad that it's almost impossible to wrap your head around the fact that it was in fact created by human hands and not some sort of demon spawn of the devil himself....
In case you didn't already know, the premise of Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny is that Santa Claus gets abandoned by his reindeer in Florida (!) when his sleigh gets stuck in the sand, and telepathically summons a group of kids to come help him get out of this mess before he dies from heat exhaustion or something. So the group of kids come along with a bunch of farm animals and after some hilarious unscripted shenanigans with uncooperative animals and Santa drunkenly muttering about the hot weather in Florida, Santa Clause just says screw it and starts telling the children the story of either Thumbelina or Jack And The Beanstock, depending on which version you happen to purchase. So anyway, that's about all I can say about this movie without giving away the ending, but let's just say that the eventual appearance of the so-called "Ice Cream Bunny" is such a bizzare disappointment that it's literally one of the most awesome things ever put to film.
Santa Claus And The Ice Cream Bunny is one of those films that anyone interested in cult films has to have in their library. This is actually worse (and thus more hilarious) than Plan 9 From Outer Space, folks - it's a must-have! Click here to buy it now!
Here's a teaser clip (which actually spoils the ending, but it's not like you're gonna want to watch this for the story anyway) featuring the Ice Cream Bunny. Enjoy: