Showing posts with label Obscure Movies Free Online. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obscure Movies Free Online. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

Turkish Superman (aka Supermen Donuyor, The Return of Superman) - Turkey, 1979 (Free Online!)

Tayfun Demir as Turkish Superman in Supermen Donuyor
Turkish Superman (aka The Return of Superman, aka Supermen Donuyor - I don't know how to make those umlaut things) has been written about a lot online, so I already knew its reputation as some kind of craptacular "so bad its good" spectacle of amazing incompetence b-movie before I had the pleasure of watching it for myself. And let me say, that reputation is wholly undeserved. I'll admit that I'm not one of those condescending film-buff douchebags that watches movies just to laugh at how poorly-made they are - that kind of thing annoys me to no end - but this is nowhere near being a "bad" film, nor even a poorly made one. Turkish Superman is a rather faithful adaptation of the story we all have at least a passing knowledge of, but it has the good sense to skim through the backstory and early formulative years of Clark Kent (here referred to as Tayfun, which is also the name of the actor who portrays him - Tayfun Demir in case you cared) and get straight to the point - Superman flying around and punching people.

OK, so it's not mind-blowing or anything, but Turkish Superman has a pleasant, simple charm. Yeah, it's cheap to some degree and the acting isn't the greatest ever, but it's certainly no worse than most American films were at the time, and taken in the context that Turkey was never exactly one of the world leaders in the realm of cinema, it's a pretty damn good effort. I actually thought some of the special effects were fairly impressive, which probably says more about how easily impressed I am than it does about how good they are, but whatever. I've certainly seen worse, and at least Turkish Superman is fun to watch. And isn't that what watching movies is supposed to be about? FUN? Cinema snobs can have their Citizen Kanes and lame-ass Sean Penn Oscar-vehicles - I'll take the simple, childlike joy of watching something like Turkish Superman. It's big and dumb and clunky and I love it! Considering the fact that Kunt Tulgar stated he made this film from start to finish on a budget of only about $250, I'd say it's a phenomenal achievement in the world of filmmaking, and deserves a cult following that appreciates it as a legitimately entertaining movie. To the film-snobs, I ask you - If someone gave you $250 to make a full-length feature film, do you think that you could make a movie even half as good as Turkish Superman? Because I doubt it...

Anyway, Onar released a nice Turkish Superman DVD not too long ago, but it's a PAL Region 0 disc so you'll need the proper hardware to enjoy it. Or, you can just watch the whole thing on Youtube (including English subtitles) for free!

Turkish Superman - Part 1

Here's a preview:

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Films of Ngai Kai Lam: The Seventh Curse - Hong Kong,1986 (Free Online!)

Ngai Kai Lam's The Seventh Curse - Man vs. Skeleton
Ahh, The Seventh Curse - A true bizarre classic, directed by Nam Nai Choi, a.k.a. Ngai Kai Lam, a.k.a. "That Guy that made The Story Of Ricky" (that fact alone should make you want to watch this movie). This one is an essential staple in the totally-insane weird-as-hell cult flicks from Hong Kong, in the vein of Indiana Jones and Evil Dead 2. Yep, it's similar to both of those classic films, except the Seventh Curse has kung-fu-fighting skeletons, rocket launchers, outrageous gore, a very naked Chui Sau Lai, and flying baby worm monsters. Which obviously makes it way better than any of its influences. Oh yeah, and buy a copy of the DVD while you still can - it's out of print now...

Chui Sau Lai nude in The Seventh Curse
Watch it in full with English subtitles online, courtesy of a Youtuber, by clicking on the link right... here:

Part 1 of The Seventh Curse

Trailer:

Hausu / House - Japan 1977 (Free Online!)


It wasn't too long ago that I first watched Hausu (apparently the official title is actually "House", but there are so many other movies named "House" already and "Hausu" sounds cooler, so I'm just going to refer to it as Hausu), and my mind is still officially blown. I'll spare you a full review on it because I doubt I could ever adequately describe what it's like to experience this movie in words, and any attempt would only result in a near-endless stream of adjectives mashed up with the incomprehensible gushing and screaming of a tweenage girl at her first flavor-of-the-month heartthrob pop-idol concert. Plus, I'm lazy. But I will say this - This is one of the craziest, most unique, wildly imaginative movies I've ever seen. Hausu is easily the best Japanese horror film EVER MADE, hands down - nothing can compare to the sheer lunacy of this movie. Nothing! I now need to rearrange my "Top 10 Greatest Films of All-Time" list to accomodate for this new bit of mind-bending awesomeness...

Unfortunately, the movie has never officially been released with English subtitles - No DVD, no VHS, no VCD, no Betamax... From what I've read online, apparently Criterion picked up the distribution rights awhile ago and are currently sitting on them. If ever there was a movie that I'd be willing to pay Criterion's ridiculously high asking price for, this would be it.

*UPDATE: It's been released on DVD now. Very high quality release too. Check it out on Amazon

*(UPDATE: This paragraph is no longer relevant, disregard) And now the good news: the whole film (with subtitles) is available on Youtube, so you too can watch it for the low, low price of $0! That's right - an essentially weird, amazing movie is just sitting here on the internet waiting for you to watch it free of charge! Here's the necessary link:

*NO LONGER AVAILABLE* - Sorry

Here's the trailer (which doesn't really do the movie justice, by the way):



You can thank me later...